Even Lisa G. Would Disapprove

An open letter to the woman in my office who takes a shit in the bathroom daily and then turns the fan off when she leaves:

Please stop. It's rude. I understand wanting to conserve electricity but I also understand the importance of clean air.

I don't want to breathe in your invisible poop particles anymore.

Thank You,

-someone who only poops at work when she's hung over

I like mine dirty

I have this friend named Yuppie. He's super fun, really nice, and kind of crazy. I ran into him at my local haunt last night where he told Sister and I he had a secret to show us. I was intrigued about what kind of secret gets shown and before you know it the three of us were in the bathroom together. We got some looks - it was fun. Here's what we were treated to.......



That's a martini. He shaved it onto his chest. I thought he had gotten bored, apparently he was just really drunk. The funniest part of the story for me was learning that his friend did it originally, and he's been keeping up on it since then. Boys. Apparently there used to be an olive shaved in there but it grew back.

Aww, Middlestix!

A blog written illegally from the chilly confines of Wendo's office that she shares with a spider plant affectionately known as 'JoAnne's Baby'.
4:11pm company time
The best Christmas present I received this year was a collection of The Middleman comic books. I read it in like, three days, and then read it again. The art is great and the story phenomenal!!!

I first heard of The Middleman on ABCfamily. They were airing the show which (I now know) is a great representation of the comic. They're done by the same people too, which is nice.

I've also been reading the Middleblog online. It's pretty entertaining and there's a song attached to each entry. I like 95% of the musical choices. I love when I have something more in common with an artist I admire than just their work. I think it makes me feel less alone in this world where I constantly feel like a misfit.

Check out the Middleverse, it's pretty awesome and Wendo approved. It would be a nice way to say thanks since they're fighting evil so you don't have to.

It's been crazy

Lately my life has been all over the place to the point that I'm nearly an emotional cripple. Plus, my inner nerd has been taken on a roller coaster ride as well. With that in mind I need to get a few things off my chest.

First and foremost I'd like to say KAAAAHHHHNNNN! in memory of the great Ricardo Montalban.

I'd also like to say FUCK YES!!! to Fox & Warner Bros. finally getting their shit together. I can't believe we'll all see Watchmen on time after all.

Yesterday I cried the whole way home from work. Today I may do a little dance.

They probably only make minimum wage

Read this from top to bottom:

You read nut sacks too, right?

Overstepping Boundaries?

I was trying to avoid work today (everyday) so I stumbled over to see what Rob at Cockeyed was up to. It seems that Rob Cockerham, who writes that site, is looking for 1,000 evites this year. I think that's a pretty cool concept and a fun thing to participate in. Bonus: I just got an evite today.

My somewhat uptight twin sister (who is, "too busy") to read this blog is co-hosting a bitch-n-swap at her house in a couple of weeks. I sent Rob an invite. I am sure I will feel Twins wrath. I know Rob will not be coming cross country to attend, but it will be funny to see his reply to the evite ....and if Twin blows her top.

I got an answer already, that was quick:

cockeyed
Sorry, I'll be out of town. Thanks for the invitation!

Admittedly that wasn't much of a reply but I am still curious to see what my sister will say.
I have a feeling it will be along the lines of, "Who is cockeyed and why are you inviting them to my house?" in about as snide of a voice that you can handle.


Oh yeah, I talked to Twin aka DM today and she did not thank me for the birthday present. She did however leave me a bottle of wine I saw in her pantry about a month ago for a present. THANKS!