Thursday, October 30, 2008

Satisfactory Results

I received an email from Lance Snacks today and was most pleased. I mean this is what I call customer service! No bullshit request to send in the half eaten package so they can "inspect" the hair. No condescending letters sent from Claims Manager Daniel T. Dubois. (Have I mentioned I have a theory that Bic has resold the razor I sent in since they claim it contained "no defects"?) Lance accepted I had a complaint, explained they weren't sure how it happened, and rectified the situation by sending coupons. Coupons I didn't even ask for by the way, they just want me to be a satisfied customer. They succeeded, because I feel very satisfied. Bic corporation could learn a thing or two from Lance Snacks. They might not be the global giant Bic is, but they have customer service down pat. When you read their email below notice how they even indulge that I questioned which part of the body the hair came from in a totally non-patronizing way. Good Job Lance!


Lance Communications‏

From: Lance Communications (webservice@lance.com)
Sent: Wed 10/29/08 12:06 PM
To:
wendo7@live.com (wendo7@live.com)

Please accept our apologies for your experience with Lance Cream Cheese with Chives on Captain's Wafers that contained hair. We are most concerned to have this report. We are unable to identify the source of the hair since we did not receive the product. We do have a comprehensive hair restraint policy that has greatly reduced the number of hair contamination problems. We feel this was an isolated occurrence but are certainly taking further steps to prevent this from happening again.

This product is manufactured in accordance with the highest quality standards. Please be assured that this information has been forwarded to the responsible individuals for corrective action.

Again, we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. We are sending coupons for your use. We hope you will continue to have faith in our organization and purchase our products as you have in the past.

Smooth, right? This reminds me I have an email to send to Bic.....

Monday, October 27, 2008

It's Dean!

It may be shocking for you to learn that I don't love cartoons. Well not 'news at eleven' sort of shocking necessarily, but surprising considering the fact that I married someone who went to school for computer animation. I do however L-O-V-E The Venture Bros. on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Even before they started the shirt of the week thing there were several Venture Bros. shirts floating around my house. We have all the DVD's and even have this past season saved in the DVR. Even my wallpaper and screen savers are Venture themed. Yes we are nerds supreme, especially when it comes to the Ventures. My good friend, we'll call him Shmian (mostly because he hates that nick name) has a red beard when it grows in and is bald most of the time. He's a dead ringer for Rusty, especially the older we get (yes that is depressing). Schmian is also the type of guy who would wear a speed suit, plus he loves science! IF you're confused about what I'm talking about click on the link above and order season one on DVD - you so won't regret it. Unless you have absolutely no sense of humor what so ever, and in that case what the fuck are you doing here anyway?

My point wasn't to plug a show I happen to love, but to display my supreme nerdery for all to see. I used my DEAN! t-shirt as a template and carved my jack-o-lantern in the image of the most handsome of the Ventures (sorry Hank). Why? Because the ladies do love Dean!!



How fucking awesome is that - Dean-o-lantern FTW!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Worst Luck Ever!

I swear I have the worst fucking luck. Today I decided to snack on a package of cream cheese and chive flavored Captain's Wafers crackers instead of eating a real lunch. I ate the top layer, and then BAM! there it was. A curly black arm (I hope) hair sitting very daintily on my otherwise delicious snack. I am not a hairy girl, and I'm a redhead to boot so there's no way it was mine.

It's disgusting to find hair in your food and humiliating to realize said hair is mocking you. Last week I found a hair on my pickles in a restaurant, and the week before that there was tap cheese in my Labatt's. WTF!!!!! I never said anything about either of those incidents, maybe I'm a pussy, but really I just hate the awkward apology that comes from servers. Being a waitress myself for many years I usually opt out of the uncomfortable exchange I know will follow any such complaint.

I will however fill out a complaint form online since there isn't any face to face interaction. I did just that at http://www.lancesnacks.com/ - here it is:

I found a hair sandwiched between my cream cheese and chive Captain's Wafers and am thoroughly grossed out. The hair is black and curly and in no way mine since I am a redhead. It looks like it's probably an arm or chest hair, but since I am assuming you require your employees to wear shirts to work, I'm guessing arm. Thanks for your prompt attention to this matter - W



I also included a link to this blog so they can see the pictures, lets see what happens.

*Sorry for the poor quality, I never heed Cockerham's advice so these pics were taken with my phone.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Blood....BLOOD!!!


In honor of breast cancer awareness month all the fountains around town dyed their water "pink". Unfortunately it looks like a bunch of vampires had a midnight feeding in them in honor of Halloween. You can judge for yourself, but I've already made up my mind. I'm just happy school is back in session because during the summer you can find many a youngster cooling off in these very fountains. Imagine what kind of damage an image like this could do to a child's psyche.

Monday, October 13, 2008

...say number 13

It's October 13th and I wanted to post a little FYI for all of you Halloween junkies out there. I've been sort of disappointed in the movies showing on Sci-fi network during their 31 days of Halloween and ABC Family and Disney haven't been serving out their normal amount of kid friendly cheese I crave this time of year. I haven't seen much on AMC either so if any of you know where the good Halloween movies are, tip me off, because I feel like I'm missing something. I emptied out the DVR in hopes to fill it with Halloweenie goodness and that hasn't happened yet.
So, If you love horror movies and Halloween related anything these little tip offs are for you. I have to warn you, I don't discriminate. I love the good and bad alike, for a number of reasons. While you may not love everything on my list, hopefully you'll find something to your liking.

I also have to give a little shout out to one of my all-time favorites 'The Fly'. Husband had never seen the whole thing so we watched that this weekend too. I still don't think he gets my fascination with it, but this movie helped sculpt my love of both Science Fiction and nerdy boys. I mean when Jeff Goldblum says, "..Me, you, and the baby. We'll be the perfect family unit all in one being" it melts my freakin' heart. I'd try to examine that one further, but I'm afraid of what I'd learn about myself....

At eight am Saturday morning, with nothing on the tele, I stumbled upon Clive Barker's 'Midnight Meat Train' on Fearnet. I thought it was great. The effects were very satisfying, lots of blood and guts everywhere. At one point the killer hits someone on the back of the head and their eyeball goes flying out of it's socket - brilliant! I also liked the ending. Not the first place your brain goes while following this thriller, but I did get there before they did. The whole thing was artfully done and I enjoyed it immensely. Watch this immediately - it's free for crying out loud!

This weekend I also watched 'Mindwarp' starring my man, Bruce Campbell. Bruce was young and virile in this one and that was probably all I needed to enjoy this film. It's supposed to show a bleak future world where all of our resources had been used up blah, blah, blah, so a group of people are forced to live underground below the land fills. Remember this was made in the 80's so when they find that old Atari controller it's really brand new. The highlight of the movie came early on for me, when Bruce takes that young girls virginity. I can't help but wish it had been me. Don't be upset that I'm giving something away here, this flick is as predictable as it gets. It's your typical crappy 80's sci-fi fare, so of course I liked it. Yelling at the poor choices made by the characters on my TV screen has always been a hobby of mine. You can participate as well, catch it on Fearnet.

One of my favorite B level horror flicks is Black Sheep. We had borrowed it from a friend (thanks Lauren) and I watched it kind of reluctantly, but was glad I did - it was great!! It involves an experiment gone wrong where the sheep start to crave blood, but once bitten, you're infected and then become a killer sheep yourself. You know, your typical zombie story line. I watched Mulberry Street last night on Sci-fi thinking that this would be more of the same. The plot is similar, killer rats in New York City are biting people and turning them into killer zombie rats. This however wasn't you're run of the mill, so cheesy it's good variety of movie they tend to run on Sci-fi. I really liked this one. Very metaphoric and artfully shot this movie was a more realistic (at times - like when the president is MIA during a crisis) look at what it would like to be quarantined in the big apple with zombies on the loose. My only complaint might be that the zombie rats couldn't figure out how to break through glass but they could if someone dropped something that made a noise. It's no surprise then that in this movie people dropped things, a lot. The ending made me mad, and I cried when a certain key cast member got caught by the zombies but it's also that time of the month so don't hold that against me.

Hopefully that will get you started. I'm also eagerly awaiting my arrival of 'The Worst Witch' (the movie) starring Tim Curry. I hate the Haaaaaallllooooweeeeen song, but other than that the tale of Mildred Hubble finally learning how to be a witch warms my heart. I haven't seen it since it used to run on HBO when I was a kid, I hope it holds up. I also hope it arrives before Halloween, Amazon hasn't even shipped it yet and I ordered it ten days ago - WTF Amazon.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

ACL 2008

Well, I may very well be the last person in the interweb (yes, that was a joke) to post about this years Austin City Limits festival. But hey, it's better late than never you ingrates. I kid to cover the shame of my procrastination, sorry guys.

I need to throw in a disclaimer, and here seems as good a spot as any. I am a fan of music, all types really. But, I am a fan of the music, period. I appreciate the people who make it, but it's the end product I'm interested in. I am not however so fucking geeked out that I know the name rank and serial number of every member of every band I'm into, my obsession with Jack White aside. I don't have that kind of grey matter to spare. So, forgive me when I refer to so and so as the bass player for whoever, that's just how I roll. In turn, be impressed when I know their names because that's really something - trust me.

Anyway, husband and I had a blast on our virgin trip to Austin and the festival. I was really sweatin' the heat before we left, but it wasn't too hot this year, only around 92-94 degrees and rarely a cloud in the sky. I say that all sarcastically by the way. I mean, I'm from the north east. I like it cool and cloudy. The sun is not this Irish girls friend and I go from freckled to crispy fried in 3 seconds flat. I found it amusing that every bit of Austin news feed I saw remarked on the 'cool' weather. In years past it had gotten up to 108 degrees, so I understand the angle, but come on people 93 is not cool, it's sub tropic. Add 65,000 people smashed body to body to the mix and things heat up that much more. I knew what I was in for - definitely, and planned accordingly. I now own two pairs of shorts and though it stretched my wardrobe I was able to put together three outfits that didn't involve any black clothing.

For a festival of it's size, it was very well run. With the addition of next year's improved irrigation system (to help with the dust 130,000 feet can stir up) things should be even better. There was an air-conditioned tent where you could cool off and play some Rock Band and make free long distance calls. There were also art projects going on, button making stations etc. With eight stages it got hard to fit all of this stuff in, and if you were lucky enough to have found a corner of shade you weren't doing any of that. You were too busy trying to decide if you wanted to see whatever band was next on your list enough to actually give up your prime piece of real estate. On day three, the shade won out over Silversun Pick-ups for me. I was kind of close to the stage and heard some of their set anyway.

Day One - Friday:

Whenever you're in a new city and relying on taxi's for transport you need to be able to plan ahead. Our hotel was only 7 miles from Zilker Park, but there's no accounting for traffic patterns, especially when there's a city rocking (literally - ha!) event taking place. We got to Zilker way fucking early on Friday, but it was cool because that gave us time to get a lay of the land. We acquainted ourselves with the placement of all eight stages, food venues, restrooms, and beer stands. All the important stuff. Besides, Friday was my biggest day for band viewing. Most of the bands I'm digging right now were playing back to back. It was good we were able to make a plan of attack - we were going to need it.

What Made Milwaukee Famous


WMMF was a great intro to ACL for me. Originally from Austin, I first heard of these guys when I was ordering a Mates of State cd off the Barsuk website. I needed a few more dollars to qualify for free shipping and was sampling bands when I stumbled across their sophomore album 'What Doesn't Kill Us'. I didn't know they played a club show in town the night before or I would have gone. Yes, I like them that much.

The early afternoon spots on the Blue Room stage were easily the worst slots on the schedule. Not because they were at an obscure time, or that the stage was small, but because the sun was literally beating down on the stage as if a mean little seven year old was holding a magnifying glass between us and it. For the artists facing the white hot sun, that much closer to it thanks to the height of the stage, it was brutal. That, and a hang over from the previous nights gig, explain my before and after picture above. This would also be the first time in many I would be baffled by all the black clothing people were wearing. Despite it all these guys played a great, energetic set. The lead singer also had my two favorite quotes of the festival. Once when he called himself "dooshy" and the other when he said "that's not sweat on my shirt, it's a hypercolor". Yeah, the twenty year-olds next to us didn't get that one. My favorite tune was a cover of Delta Spirit's 'Trashcan', but they had me when they opened with 'Blood, Sweat, and Fears' - and no, Lance Armstrong did not make a cameo appearance when they played Sultan. Oh, and the drum kit was really cool - check it out in the pic.

Vampire Weekend


I wasn't sure how VW's mellow sounds would translate to this type of venue. When you're playing an outdoor show, music that is loud and raucous translates best. It wasn't VW's fault they sounded empty, but it didn't matter their front man had more than enough personality to carry them. Do you see that look he's giving in the picture, it killed me, it really did. He confirmed my suspicions that there's a missing 'fuck' in the first chorus of 'Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa'. I screamed it - loudly and shamelessly - and got looks for it, oh well. I have to admit, while it was hot when he said it, it's sexier when he doesn't, especially now that my suspicions are confirmed. Besides that, they had two very enthusiastic large chested ladies signing during the songs. When they interpreted the line, "take the chap stick put it on your lips" we cracked up, I swear it looked like soft porn. I'm not going to lie, it was distracting, especially when their hands kept getting in the way of all that giggling.

Aside from the side show, I was very happy to see that a stylist hadn't gotten a hold of these guys. They are if nothing else a band of nerds. Not DND types, well maybe, but I was thinking more along the lines of the fresh out of prep school, too smart for their own good variety. They make no bones about it, it's their badge of honor and they wear it proudly. Still they're the kind of boys that would get their asses kicked by the typical city kid I ran with in high school. The kind of boy that I'm secretly drawn to because he's that smart ....and witty. Honorable mention in the fashion department to their drummers white jean cut-offs and black knee socks. Skillfully done my friend.

Gogol Bordelo

Gogol's known for their high energy shows and crazy stage antics. They have dancing girls (one of whom is allegedly dating Elijah Wood) and the works. The Texas heat didn't slow these guys down at all - they totally brought it. High energy as always with that patented stage presence. Their violin player had a really cool instrument. Even though I was pretty sure half the people in the crowd had never heard of these guys before, they were all rocking out. It was that kind of show where the crowd feels a bond, like we're all molecules in the same pot of boiling water. It killed us, but we left half way through to head over to see Mates of State. If I had to do it over again I would have stayed. Gogol is exactly the kind of act that translates easily from smokey hole in the wall to festival stage in front of thousands without missing a beat. Even while we were waiting for the Mates to play we could still hear them wailing in the background. I was surprised at the looks we got as we bopped in place singing "daaaahhhh, da da da da da dah!" while 'American Wedding' played in the background. Really people this is a festival - and I hadn't even started drinking yet. You'll need those disdaining sneers for when I'm actually drunk.

Mates of State


If you read this blog, you know I love me some Mates of State. Power pop isn't normally my thing, and I can't even explain it, but I can get down to the Mates like no other. If I were going to sing karaoke I would need a male counterpart, and I'd choose the Mates. I even get pissed when husband sings the girl parts instead of playing Jason to my Kori. While I prefer to see them in a club, they did well on the outdoor stage. By this time in the afternoon the sun was on it's way to setting and the stage was in the shade. They had three string players with them, a new chic cello player was added to the mix. I like the sounds of the strings, but a lot of their allure for me laid in the fact that all of that sound came from just the two of them. Maybe I'm just a purist. Anyway, they played most of the new album which didn't leave much room for the favorite of my favorites. I guess it was what it was. An obscure band trying to spark interest from potential fans - Cest la vie.

That was it for day one for us. In between we made buttons, ate chicken cones, and sat on one of the chairs in the air-conditioned tent for way too long. We were going to hang out into the night, but decided to head back to the hotel for showers before we met our friends in town for dinner later that evening. It was a good call because we were exhausted.

Day Two - Saturday:

We must have been really exhausted because somewhere between the bar Friday night and Saturday morning we decided to skip seeing the Fratelli's all together. They only had an hour time slot, so it would pretty much have been the new album (which I hate) with a few favorites peppered in if we were lucky. Plus there was a big gap in the next band we wanted to see. Trying to kill four hours in the blistering sun didn't sound fun to either of us. We ate burgers and shakes at Fuddruckers (yummy!) and watched bad movies on HBO all afternoon before heading out.

Got to Zilker on Saturday and it was insanity! There were so many people there we couldn't even move towards the stage we were aiming for. We had to go away from it to get close to it again, that part of the park was really packed. I knew MGMT had really blown up, but man, they're not that good. I learned early on Friday that people will squat for half an hour ahead of time to see a band only to leave during the second song. I know WMMF noticed this happening, I'm not that perceptive, they mentioned it, and it was a trend throughout the festival. My theory is that people have heard of a band and want to check them out to see if they're to their liking, but then you have to at least check them out. You can't watch a band for one song and decide if you like them or not, but I digress. This kind of thing actually worked in our favor most of the time because once you found a pocket you could easily work your way closer to the stage. Most of the time if you fought your way through the back of the crowd things would open up quite a bit.

MGMT


It took us a while, but we eventually got (kind of) close to the stage. They band was dressed in eye catching ensembles as always, and they played a very amped up set. Once they played the single that's hot right now though, most people left. This was the first time we saw the Clothing Optional Section of the festival. We're avid nudists so we were really happy to find this little island of paradise. I'm kidding. On Friday I couldn't understand why someone would want to carry around one of the many elaborate flags I was seeing, but now I knew. If you were in a group and you lost your way, needed a beer, or had to pee you'd never find your friends again. People put a lot into their flags and their creativity didn't go unappreciated. Most of them even lit up at night.

The Black Keys

Due to an oversight I missed The Keys when I went to AE's NAMU in Pittsburgh so I can't say if this guy tours with them or what, but the dude on the left introduced them and I can't think of a better way for a rock band to start the show. So much charisma... so little stage and his look reminded me of vampire Cheech's in 'From Dusk 'till Dawn'. These guys had an awesome stage set up and a nice earthy sound. These were true professionals and man did they wail! The lead singer did this awesome bit where he was working with the guitar player while he riffed and held... something up to the strings. Someone with more musical knowledge than me probably knows what that was and can probably even explain how it works, but from where I was standing it was just plain cool.

Beck

You expect a big show from the closing acts, and Beck didn't disappoint. They had an awesome stage set up. The background was a huge backdrop made of tiny little lights that made all kinds of pictures and designs as they played. I'm not doing my job of describing it very well, but it was kind of like a video brought to life. The ensemble that accompanied him looked like the kinds of people you'd expect to be hanging out with Beck, a veritable mixed bag of hipsters. When you have a number of hits under your belt it makes sense to lead with your most identifiable one and Beck did just that. 'Loser' really got the crowd going and for the first time this weekend people were moving closer to the stage instead of away from it as the show went on.

There was a great flow from song to song with all of the hits sprinkled in. They did a cool song where they abandoned their instruments and played the entire thing with these electronic boxes that looked like large, rudimentary Speak & Spells. His guitar player was beautiful and had that kind of cool girl presence where she came off as understated while giving it her all. I like to think I'm that kind of 'stand a few rows back' kind of cool most of the time, but there were a couple of instances over the weekend where I freaked out in rock and roll glee. This was one of those performances, it just did it for me. I knew Beck's performance wouldn't disappoint, even if his hairdo did. If I can plunk down $20 for a bottle of Fekkai's glossing creme, surely he can too.

Day Three - Sunday:

Today Husband and I would have company at the fest, we were to be joined buy our friends the Texans, otherwise known as Melanie, Jorge, and Jeff. We took it easy on Saturday and it was a good thing, because Sunday was going to be a killer. We wanted to catch Scott Biram at 12:50, that meant an early start and a whole day in the sun. The first thing I noticed when we arrived Sunday was the dust. It was already kicked up and the place was still empty. Today had the potential to be a disaster. I don't think I mentioned it earlier, but I used to dream of moving to Austin. Until I got there and learned that I am extremely allergic to Austin. Our friends told us that Austin has the most allergens of any place on earth and I believe it. At one point on Friday husband thought I was sweating because I had a steady drip pouring off my chin, but it was a stream of tears coming from my left eye. It watered for about 5 hours straight, no exaggeration there at all. Hooray for sunglasses so large they could cover a shiner because I had bags the entire time I was in Austin.

Sunday was the day I'd have my first taste of sweet tea. I used to waitress and every once in a while you'd get some annoying southerner asking you for sweet tea and then treat you like a child if you dared to offer regular old fresh brewed tea instead. Well, guess what southerners I have some new for y'all - sweet tea doesn't taste any fucking different than regular tea with sugar in it. Quite making a stink and trying to feel special, besides, you still have the Alamo.

Oh, and be patient with my beer drinking ass, I was pretty drunk by the time we got back to the hotel on Sunday and it being almost two weeks later I can't read my notes worth a damn. I know there are some witty little gems in there somewhere, I just have to decode them.

Scott Biram

The Texans have been telling us about how great Biram is forever. But when you hear him described as a "dirty old one man band" with drums strapped to one leg and cymbals strapped to the other as well as a guitar and a harmonica it doesn't necessarily give off the right image. For me it evokes images of that yellow and green Fisher Price musical playset, but that's not what you get. He said it best with "believe it or not, I'm a fucking professional. I pretty much know what I'm doing." Great bluesy rythms met his dirty lymerick style lyrics perfectly to keep a spring in my step and a smile on my face. So much so I bought my dad a copy of his cd. And although we were sworn to secrecy, we all saw Biram drinking a Bud Light, but if you were to ask him, I'm sure he'd tell you it was whiskey, and that Jesus loves him.

The Kills

I am in love with The Kills. I love their east village sensibility and everything about them screams rock n roll to me. I need to tell you this because mid afternoon in the hot Texas sun is not rock n roll at all, and it didn't agree with The Kills. I'm not saying that it affected their performance, but I almost wish it would have becuase even though I enjoyed the show emensly, I was praying for them to slow down before fainting. The Kills were the second band I saw fall prey to the magnified rays of the Blue Room stage, (and again wearing black?). VV was litteraly melting onstage. At one point the guy in the kills offered us their managers home phone number to be called between four and five am. They were unhappy with the gig to be played, but they played it none the less. All of this after their tour bus (and belongings) had been absconded with by their now missing driver. No one would have blamed them if they did a sub par job, but they totally brought it home.

I know these two aren't a couple, but there is heat between them none the less. She did a move where she crawled toward him onstage and it was hands down the sexiest thing I saw all festival. Shit, it may have been the sexiest thing I saw all month. This performance gave new meaning to 'fever'.

Silversun Pick-ups

We were wondering around consulting our programs looking for which band to check out next when we not only found a table that would accomodate all five of us - in the shade - also under misters - right next to a bar. That's right, it wasn't a mirage, but it could have been. We stayed there so long we took turns going to get food and using the bathrooms. This shady oasis was too great a find to leave eagerly, that's why I enjoyed most of Silversun's set from afar.

We did eventually split up and venture on. I caught enough of their set to see the lead singer for Silversun is a dude. That's right, a man. I have their albumn so I thought the girl in the band was the singer, the sound is decidedly feminine, but nope, it's a guy. It took me a while for this to sink in, but I was still pleased to hear 'Lazy Eye' while I was in line for the bathroom. This is about when things started to get dicey, people were hot and tired and manors were going out the window a little. Supplies were dwindeld down to nothing, and it was every man for himself so to speak. I was glad to have that packet of tissues and handi wipes in my bag. Really, really glad. Note to the "doctors" in line for the port-a-johns: you were right, we should have worn masks. Yes, that is an (unintentional) picture of the dust. I wasn't so excited about seeing the red southern earth anymore after I was coughing it up for days after I got home.

The Raconteurs


The plan was to pick up some cd's and check out Okkervil River while waiting for The Raconteurs to begin. The stages were set up so we should have been able to hear just fine, but we wouldn't have that kind of luck. Sure we could have gotten up off our lazy asses and walked over to check out Okkervil's set before The Raconteurs started, but that seemed a heck of a lot like work, and I was starting to get nicley drunk. I didn't want to risk sweating out all of that alchohol.

The Raconteurs set was basically the same as when we saw them in Pittsburgh, with less of the Jack White show. He said he was diagnosed with a slipped disk, and it was obvious he was in pain. He had a cool steel guitar he didn't have at the other show though, and that was neat to see. The blonde guy had a beautiful sea green enamel one that had awesome detail, it really was a work of art.

Still, my favorite songs didn't get played - again. It makes me feel like I'm not in sync with a band when the songs they choose to play live aren't my favorites. I guess I shouldn't take it personally though, I mean I'm smart enough to know there are probably politics at play here. Jack did play this cool thing that had these four large keys I guess you would say, that was right under a microphone during one song, and that was awesome to see. Also awesome to see, Jacks belt buckle was round and made out of brass and had that stylized Raconteurs R on it - nice. Here's a cool picture of Jack singing while playing the piano. Some girls saw this pic over our shoulders in line for the bathrooms after the show and swooned over his curl. I don't need to tell you that I did too. A lot of these pictures are actually pictures of the images on the jumbo tron. (Didn't mean to insult you, I'm sure you can tell) That was the best we could do with our Kodak Easyshare, sorry guys.

Foo Fighters

The Foo Fighters were the closing act of the festival. We had time to kill so we grabbed beers and made a pit stop on the way. I had an offer from a guy to purchase one of my handi wipes, but was a good samaritan instead of a good capitalist and just gave him one instead. That kindness would pay off. While waiting for the show to start I met a girl name Molly who went to school in the town where I live. We talked and they shared their blanket. That little bit of southern hospitality was very much appreciated, so thanks to Molly, my new Austin connection - you fucking rock girl!

Our asses were parked pretty far away from the stage on a little hill, but as soon as the Fighters took the stage I demanded we move closer. Their energy was magnetic and I was litterally drawn in. It knew it was going to be a great set when he said, "We're scheduled to play here for you tonight for two hours, but I think we'll just stay until they kick us off the stage." Their set was hailed as the best closing to ACL ever and from what I saw I can't imagine a band going out with such flavor. When the Foo Fighters rolled through my neck of the woods this summer I skipped it becuase I'm not a fan of that particular venue, now I'm regretting that decision.

All in all it was a pretty great experience. We're planning on going next year, and knowing what I know now that trip should be even better.








Monday, October 6, 2008

More Bic-ering to come

Just a little update on what has been going on. I am finally recovered from my trip. I will go through the pictures tonight and finally get that ACL post up tomorrow or Wednesday.

Saw an awesome rock show Friday night, Face Down Presley kicked ass!!! Also went to see Monster Slayer Saturday night. If you like old school ridiculously themed horror flicks with corn syrup fake blood and the works, this one is for you. Plus Robert Englund plays the professor - it was pretty great!

I also sent my second email to Bic since the last letter. What I wrote wasn't that poetic, but it was to the point. I am going to save the text in my email and send them this same email once a week until I receive a cease and desist order. What kind of multi million dollar company quibbles over $5.99? Anyway here's a copy of the email I sent, keep your fingers crossed kids!

This is my third email to your company after two hand written letters. I had purchased a Soleil shaver and was very unsatisfied with the results. I sent the razor back per your request and sent back the coupons received in exchange for a refund. I just want my $5.99 back. At this point it's not about money but principle. Why would a giant corporation want to screw someone who was sincerely unhappy with the product received. You've already wasted more than the money owed in postage and man hours. I'm screaming this one from the rooftops Bic, I even stopped a woman from purchasing your razor in the drug store the other day. I know I don't have much of a voice, but I do have one and will use it until i get what I feel was owed to me. I'm sorry your razor doesn't meet the standard I'm used to, should I be penalized because I prefer a quality product, I think not. Please forward my refund (as this is my 5th request) to the attached address post haste. Thank you.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Every town has one, this town has lots

The only way I can aptly describe the part of town I work in is "low class". It's probably cheap rent, but other than the people who come here to work, the people in this part of town don't work. There's lots of section 8 housing and white trash as far as the eye can see. I was walking to the store to grab a snack on my break when my sister and I had a run in with some of the local color...

Crazy Lady: You shouldn’t smoke
Me: You shouldn’t lecture
CL: I don’t want to breath in your smoke
Me: Cross the street
CL: I can walk where I want it’s a free country
Me: Exactly!
CL: Smoking kills you know, you’re going to die from smoking
Me: (she was pretty heavy) You know what else kills? Obesity and Diabetes.
CL: Some day it’s going to be against the law to smoke in public, you’ll go to jail – for smoking!
Me: Someday ain’t today lady. Do you really think you can match wits with ME?
Sister: (flipping out) Leave me alone! Quit bothering me, just shut the fuck up!
CL: Quit blowing your smoke in my face.

At this point we just started to ignore her. She had no argument (and I can really be argumentative if I want to) but there was no challenge there. Now I’m no advocate of smoking, but this was just annoying – like fighting with a five year old - you know you're right, and you also know you'll never win. I went into the store and Sister was left outside. While she put her cigarette out on the side of the trash can (so she could dispose of it properly and not litter) Crazy Lady said “Great, now you’re going to catch the garbage can on fire” – unreal!