Alright Pervert, get your mind out of the gutter.... I mean really? I'm talking about the ill gotten Pop-Tarts I stole from the company kitchen. They've been on top of the fridge for weeks, taunting me. I know that they show up in the vending machine from time to time, but who wants to pay for something so unhealthy? Not me.
I was a little nervous while I was toasting them. Someone came into the kitchen, but I kept my cool and I don't think they expected any foul play. I savored them right here at my desk, and the risk totally paid off, because those strawberry Pop Tarts were oh-so-delicious!
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